James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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Potassium? K.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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