- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

Women's rights

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

one day i went to bed

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Woman's rights

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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