- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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