How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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kkk

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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Gays

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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