What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How are cars made? By magic.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Anti Joke

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