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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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