what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

My penis is big... not.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

spell backwards: taco cat

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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