A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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