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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Lil' Wayne

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

WNBA

The Christian Bible.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

squirrels with massive bonerss

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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