- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Misner is a twat.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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