- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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