- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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