- Anti Joke

Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.