Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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hi

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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