- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Donald Trump.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

A blind man walks into a wall.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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