Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Donald Trump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

A blind man walks into a wall.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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