Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

BOTTOM!!!

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

im @ work, LOL.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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