- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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