A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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