Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

kkk

A whale's vagina

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Are you a tree

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

men's rights.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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