What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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raisin boogers

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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Anti Joke

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