- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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