A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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What color is red paint? Red

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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knock knock. come in.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Anti Joke

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