- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

What did the man without a tongue say...

Do you like your life? No. OK.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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