- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

The joke below is absolute shit.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

Knock knock. Racism.

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