Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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