- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

lipstick pig

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

A women walks into a kitchen.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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