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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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