Priority parking for hybrid cars

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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a man is running away

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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