What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

How much Is a free app on my market?

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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