What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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What color is red paint? Red

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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