How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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