What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Paper shield.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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The Detroit Lions

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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