- Anti Joke

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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