- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Why did the

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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