What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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I pooped my pants

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Chinese drivers.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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im black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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