What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Your mom is fat

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Jesus was a good guy

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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