How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Get on your knees Ho

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Hahaha

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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