Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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Gun Control

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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