Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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Snooki

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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