- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

r u smart..... or ur black

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Womens Rights

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

You read the Terms of Service.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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