- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

I died shortly after writing this.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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