Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Anti Joke

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