Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Dont look at me.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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