What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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banana

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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