Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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