Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Mexicans are like waffles

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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Jews...

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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Apple.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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