A baby seal walks into a club.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Jews...

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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