Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Womens rights

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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men's rights.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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