- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

A horse walks into a barn.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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