- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

whats good about poland... fukk all

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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