2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

whats good about poland... fukk all

wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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