Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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Guess What! HI!

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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