- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Your biggest fan.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

No thank you, I don't like violence

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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