- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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