What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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