A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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