why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Bean.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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