- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

A horse walks into a barn.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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