- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

The Pittsburgh Pirates

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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