- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

Bradon Cheey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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