- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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