In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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BOTTOM!!!

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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