Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Jaden McMichael

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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I would rape her

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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