Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Top Gear USA

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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Neither have I

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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