why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Are you a tree

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

men's rights.

Womens rights

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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