- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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