What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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