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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

A man walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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