How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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