- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

I ponder

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

who ever is reading this....

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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