Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

Whats In My Trash? Bears

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

a blond girl walks into a bar

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Roses come in a variety of colors.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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